LMAO!

Here is something no one expects you to give a shit about. (No hard feelings, you know me.) Today I realized why my weight flunctuates so much, resulting in either some extra bone or some extra meat showing. It's because I'll be sitting on my ass for weeks, eating like a pig, and then I'll be exercizing on a daily basis with a reduced appetite, and then I'll be back to sleeping and eating all day. Yeah, I just realized that. I know I'm a genius. :P

I was doing my morning walk in the pwetty suburbs today, when I caught a whiff of something deeply, madly, inherently delicious. It was a bakery. I went in and the first words that came out of my mouth were "THE SMELL... IT LED ME HERE." I must have looked very hungry, because the man behind the counter was gawking at me. I asked him if they had a nice and warm loaf of bread, and he said sure. As he reached to get me a small one, I had an epiphany. I'd only taken my keys and cellphone with me. No money. Not even gum money. Nada. So I tried not to act embarassed, said I had no change and, if it wasn't a bother, to put it aside for me while I go get the money. And what did he do? He gave it to me for free. I insisted it wasn't right, and I did eventually fetch the damn eighty cents, but he wouldn't even discuss it. "No, no, no, take it! Now. It tastes much better when it's warm." 

"I know, but - " 

"*shoves bread in face*"

A similar thing happened to me the other day in a different bakery. I bought some cookies, a loaf of olive bread and a couple of koulouria (think thin, crunchy brioche), and I got a cheese bread and an extra koulouri with raisins for free.

I freaking love the bakeries in this town.

Reply to this meme by yelling "Words!" and I will give you five words that remind me of you. Then post them on your LJ and explain what they mean to you.

My words, according to dear istne_pieklo are:

Yuffie
Dune
Insanity
Queen
Forums

LOL. Okay, let's see...

Yuffie

My pairing whore. I enjoy writing her inane babbling immensely. She's clumsy, exuberant, occasionally retarded, warm and surprising. And a klepto. I find the uniqueness of her voice both refreshing and entertaining, and I've come to realize that this kind of colourful narration makes great leverage for drama. Gotta love the contrast.

Dune

Aaah, Dune. Back when I was still young and innocent internet-wise, the world of fanfiction was new and shiny like the finest golden bling. I was obsessed. One fine evening, I decided to stomp on homework and -very sneakily- write a parody of one of my favorite books, Dune. It was absolutely terrible, but many people thought it was hilarious (intentionally or unintentionally, that I do not know - but I suspect a little bit of both), and gave me a wonderful ego boost. One of those reviewers was Shaitanah, aka my first online friend and possibly the best. Also, the person whose journal I stole this from. I owe A LOT to that stupid little Dune parody.

Insanity

The purple flying chocobo from hell has no idea what my friend meant by this. It's currently trying to act offended, but I can clearly tell from the fact that it's trying to stuff a banana up its nostril that it's amused. It doesn't even have a nostril. It has a beak, but it's still trying, dammit! Goes to show just how freaking amused it is.

Queen

Haha, I love this one. Inside joke, peoplesss - which makes it incredibly cool and lame like an underground 'Superheroes Are Us' high school club where everyone shows up dressed like Hulk, if he was Sailor Moon's baby. The truth is, Shaitanah, Dune Master and yours truly used to have a lot of fun on msn once upon a time, and I somehow ended up dubbed the one and only Queen and Future Wife of Dune Master, as well as his Co-Ruler of the Dull Planet. That's a lot of caps there. Anyway, ever since that time, Alex has always referred to me as his Queen, and I have to say, being addressed as 'Your Highness' makes you sound so deliciously powerful you feel as though you could almost crush an ant with your bare foot. It's exhilarating. I love it. I love him. :P

Forums

Dood. So many of them. I've only been truly loyal to GA and VLR so far though. Well, I think we can safely scratch GA off the list now. I spend a lot of my online time on Viva La Reefie or talking with people from Viva La Reefie. They're awesome.

That's it, folks! Hope it wasn't too boring and rambly. <3

I'm back... with a funny video. :P

I'm facing two monster books on penal law. The exam is in four hours or so and I've spent the night doing some excellent cramming. The thing is, these books are huge, scary and dangerously funny. The bigger one has yellowed pages with small print and an insane amount of details, but the examples and the exercises... oh god. They're so funny it's distracting. Here I am, trying to analyze a homicide or rape case, and the author throws a killer funny at my face. Even the wording is sometimes so lyrical it's obsiously not taking itself seriously.

Quote 1:

"F. returns home after day at work only to find his ex girlfriend, M. ,at his doorstep, holding a small vial in her hand. F. lurks behind a tree, recognizing the liquid in the vial as the sort of thing really disappointed exes sometimes feel the urge to throw at their boyfriends' faces, and calls the police, claiming that a burglar has broken into his house. When the police arrives, F. doesn't clarify what the real circumstances are, letting A. from Special Forces enter the house expecting to find a burglar, not a pissed off woman with sulfuric acid at her disposal. M. throws the acid at A. thinking he was F., and so A. ends up sporting glaring smiliralities with both certain pirates (the one eye) and the Moon (the countless craters on his face)."

"The poor child was clutched by the greedy hands of the God of Doom and carried away to the Neighborhood of the Angels."

"...And then Mr. Dirty Hypocrit publically called his friend, Mr. Oblivion Oblivious, a donkey-faced reindeer, after Mr. Oblivion's request. As it was revealed later, however, Mr. Dirty Hypocrtit was the one cheating with his friend's wife."

It's like a soap opera screenplay on crack. How am I supposed not to laugh when an exercise starts with "Mr. You Shall Pay went..."?
 
=P

Stolen from industrialgirl1 .

( Meme )

Rarely do I ever see a film and get overwhelmed. I've seen some really amazing movies without getting affected. There is, of course, the odd scene that makes me tear up a bit, but as soon as it's over, I'm back to my old heartless self. Having this in mind, and without having read the novel or a lengthy review, I watched "The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas".

( Possible spoilers )
I think I should watch Madagascar 2 now. And then maybe Ice Age too, just to make sure I've washed away all the grown-upness.

...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Nana ch. 78 just killed me dead.

Stolen from wheatear   . =P

I hope the LJ cut works. >_<

 

Whoever wrote this song is my hero.

This year, I thank Eurovision for taking my mind off things and introducing me to a Turkish band I like.

The singer is HOT too. :P

1. ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet, current car):

Vice Toyota

2. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite Kind of shoe)

Rum Boots

4. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born):

Emmanuel(le) Athens

5. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name):

Papma

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (favorite color, favorite drink):

Carmine Kir Royal

7. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers/grandmothers):

Euridice Eleftherios

8. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)

Bergamot Mars

10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 4th grade teacher’s last name, a city that starts with the same letter):

Can't Rememner Cairo

11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower):

Autumn Forget-me-not

12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now)

Lotus Bra

I'm not sure if you know this, but Lotus is also a fruit. I think Lotus Bra sounds cool. I might start using it. :P

My sanity. It was a round and soft blue thing with purple polka dots. Has anybody seen it?

Contact info: oopsithoughtthebabywasaball@w00t.com

...and a twisted one at that. This is the first time I've had to label something I wrote as "horror".... Listening to Prelude 12/21 late at night can make a person write not!good stuff. ^_^

Btw, I know this is killing your friends page, but I couldn't make the LJ cut work this time. Argh.

Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep

Hah hah hah,
It is simple, really.
All you have to do is let one little velvety lie caress the lobe of your ear,
teasing you,
and trust me, dear, won't you?
the voice, let it twist lovingly around your throat
like the gloved hands of a demented empress
-luxurious blonde curls, violins in the foyer, and severed fingers on her pillow, she laughs, and slides the swollen thumb of her lover over her collarbone in ecstasy, dried peels of the clotted crimson liquid sticking on feverish skin-
oh
it tingles like an unfinished cobweb against my feet, this exciting guilt, guilty excitement,
drowning in pure guilt, delirious, I've never felt better,
and don't you fret, my beautiful - just stay still,
as two wide eyes bore into your insides from the other side of your lightly painted wall
--with interest and sanity, the kind that makes you lock your door -- the kind that makes you shiver when a sudden gush of wind ruffles the curtains of your window -- grandma's long, old curtains, eerie like a ghost's cloak, pale like a fallen Snow White in her pellucid jar of silence, decay--
Don't you feel it too?
This need... I really need you to kiss the back of my hand,
before I bury you,
yes,
it will be heaven... heaven...
rotten candy on the tip of my tongue
the sweetness dripping slowly, dripping
plop
like poison in your mind
it will be mine
but first, you need to trust me and my huge round eyes looking at you in wonder,
my true form, I promise, all you need to do is see
the smooth, fat cheeks, masking a malicious grin,
I'm as innocent as a child in a little flowery dress with mismatched red shoes,
red and shiny,
--like your pulsing heart will be under my halflights, droplets of your life painting my canvas, face and arms, with big spots, small spots, slashes and crosses, patterns artistically splashed and sprayed all over ivory skin and the little flowery dress--
but shhhh now, dear,
don't you worry about such trivialities,
just do me a favor,
come inside this room of mine, and I promise I'll be such a good, good girl,
just do me this little favor,
nothing to be afraid of,
come,
kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.

I started watching Bleach... and I like it! I thought that the part with Inoue and her brother was very, very touching, and that was only in ep 3! I can't wait to see what happens later in the series. XD

Oki, so I followed istne_pieklo's link to http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ and made my own instant drabble.

I'm laughing like a madwoman on crack right now.

Here it is:

An Earring In Time

On a fabulicious and corny morning, Light sat on the beach. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His stomach ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect L to love someone with a huge nipple?

Shamelessly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a coralline coquettish cake, all on a summer's day. I wish my L would purr me, in his own cross-eyed way..."

"Do you?" L sat down beside Light and put his hand on Light's toe. "I think that could be arranged."

Light gasped happily. "But what about my huge nipple?"

"I like it," L said bashfully. "I think it's giggly."

They came together and their kiss was like a drunken penguin of fire.

"I love you," Light said darkly.

"I love you too," L replied and purred him.

They bought a goose, moved in together, and lived haughtily ever after.

It looks like I'm doing better with the weird eating disorder-thing I've had these last few days. Yesterday I ate some rice and then - a miracle!- a couple of eggs, breaking the 3-day-long period during which I had only eaten a sandwitch. Today I ate at uni (yes, they feed us for free, aren't they nice?)... I only ate a few bites of meat and some spoonfuls of these tiny balls of pasta, which is called pligouri here. I left more than half of it untouched, though. And since an hour ago approximately, I feel as if my stomach will explode anytime now.  This is, um, weird to say the least. I usually eat A LOT. XD

On another note, no uni tomorrow! Hoorah! My friends made me promise that I'd go out with them both this afternoon AND tonight. Isn't that a pain? I'm not in the mood for going out. Then again, I'm never in the mood for going out, buhahaha. I only hope that I'll be able to write something until it's time to get dressed and blah blah. It's still quite early, after all.

 Ooookay... I'm never going to curse anyone or speak badly of a person again.

I've always made fun of our archbishop -------> he died.

Shit.

"I hate Marietta Giannakou, the Minister of Education" is what I wrote in a previous entry, last year. I've cursed this woman a lot, as have many, many other people, and for some reason our usual target was her legs, like "I wish she breaks her legs." -----------------> some days ago they had to amputate her leg or she'd die of septicemia. 

Double shit.

This is so creepy.

 

I couldn't have studied less, but I think I did okay today. It was quite stressful and not the easiest exam in the world, but there is a chance I might have passed.

I'm quite content.

The next lesson is in exactly one week.

Shaitanah, dear, noticed my pic?

High!Itachi... Muwahahaha!